"What If I Never Wake Up From This Nightmare?"

A vast majority of you are Plutonians. Or at least many of you are more in tune with your Plutonian energy. Pluto is known for its ability to cause a native to self destruct and rebirth themselves from their very own ashes. However, Neptune is also a planet of self destruction. Except, the resurrection is conducted from the heavens. Neptunians are prone to addiction, codependency, and sneaky behavior, which can certainly get them into some trouble. Here are some ways in which Neptune can become a person's worst enemy: 

Mercury Square/Opposite Neptune: This native does not know fact from fiction. There is a very thin line between imagination and reality with this placement. Society will find this native to either be completely unacceptable or completely inspirational. There will be great difficulty with memory, as thoughts can often get lost in the collective unconscious. This placement may also signify mental illness. The native can suffer from delusional thinking, paranoia, and flashbulb memories. On the other hand, the best liars often come with these placements. Often times, these natives get caught in lies that they have difficulty backing up. This may lead to many falling outs with loved ones. Though this native means little to no harm with the white lies they tell from time to time, they are not always met with the empathy and understanding they so desire. 

Pluto Square/Opposite Neptune: This is quite the self destructive placement. This native doesn't know if they want to drown themselves in their fifth alcoholic drink or deprive themselves of human interaction from weeks on end. Neptune and Pluto may compete with each other in attempt to see which can planet will be the most destructive, all while driving the native mad. This native may be prone to suicidal ideation as well as other dark and metaphyscial matters. 

Mars Opposition/square Neptune: This is the killer of all dreams. This native will have difficulty knowing what they truly want in life to the point that they may over exert themselves only to achieve very little. This native may have difficulties bringing their dreams into fruition, and may especially be at risk of living vicariously through others. On the other hand, this native may also be controlled by the likes of a more assertive energy and pressured down a path that does not truly fit their purpose. 

Moon Conjunct Neptune: This person will have boundaries so weak that life may become unbearable for them. This native must be very cautious as they are prone to suicidal ideation. Because this native is always tapped into the collective conscious, they might have difficulty finding their own voice in life. This native may feel that they are nothing more than a servant for the higher ups, and cease to truly live life. There is great sadness with this placement that often leads to prolonged periods of isolation. 

Mars in 12th House: This native will have difficulty finding their strength in life. They may never truly be able to learn their power being that their energy will always be hidden from them. This may make the native accept the victim role in life, never learning to stand up for themselves. 

Sun in Pisces: This native will suffer from a fractured ego in life. Pisces spiritual and selfless ways are certainly not welcomed in a world that praises egoism, narcissism, and power. The Pisces may always feel like they're swimming against the stream of life. Pisces may use their chameleon like qualities to blend into their environment, only to later scold themselves for lacking a solid identity. Self doubt poisons Pisces, and there is always an undercover hater silently waiting for Pisces to self destruct. Unfortunately, with Pisces inclination towards peer pressure, drug abuse, and financial abuse, haters may not have to wait very long. 

Neptune in the Houses

House 1: "Excuse me, I'm looking for my friend. She was just standing right here! I could've sworn she was directly behind m... Oh, there you are! Almost didn't recognize you for a second." 

This native can transform in the blink of an eye. First houser's are socially conscious and hyper sensitive in nature, causing them to constantly adapt in order to maintain group harmony. This is a rather slippery position for Neptune. There may be difficulty in maintaining a solid sense of self, and if others learn to recognize this quality, there may be some danger present. On the other hand, these natives often go through dramatic physical transformations in their early twenties. These transformation often lead to a dazzling physical appearance, complimented by a magnetic and mysterious aura. 

House 2: "Cashing Out?"

We all know that person who was broke just yesterday but suddenly finds the funds to go on a spontaneous vacation a week later. These second houser's sure know how to play tricks with money. Are they really broke or are they just being financially cautious? The world may never know! These natives strive to live the classic Neptunian lifestyle. Except these natives know how to bring Hollywood along with them wherever they go. My idol, Jhene Aiko, has this placement. She has admitted to once being on well-fare (in a radio interview) when she first gave birth to her daughter Namiko. Now, Jhene is able to afford quite the lifestyle. There's no telling what her net-worth is, as Jhene is a financial shape-shifter.

House 3: "A Backward Poet Writes Inverse"

These natives are the kings and queens of word play. Slick with the words and clever with the mouth, this person always has something witty to say (if and when they decide to speak up). This placement is home to vocalists, writers, actors, and public speakers alike. Not to mention that some of the greats have this placement (Leonardo Dicaprio, Beyonce Knowles-Carter, Kurt Cobain, etc.)

House 4: "Sweeping the Family Secrets Under the Rug"

Neptune is comfy in this water house. Family is important to this native, to the extent that the native may depend on the family longer the necessary (assuming the rest of the chart supports it). On the other hand, this person may have most likely endured an unstable family life. Maybe the parents were big time adventurers, or perhaps a caretaker was mentally ill/unstable. Either way, this native may have been brought up to believe that chaos is beauty and  the phrase "all families have problems" may have been uttered quite often.  

House 5: "Long Live the Supernova!"

 This native is a natural performer. Drama and sensitive flair is this fifth houser's forte. This is the placement of the actress, or the model, or even for pursuing that career in musical theater (if the mercury placement and second/third house support it). The world is just a giant stage in which this native can play out their nearest and dearest fantasies. This native does not simply daydream... they live the dream! (Angelina Jolie, Martin Luther King, Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz, and many more have this placement.)

House 6: "Let Me Touch You"

This native finds purpose in their ability to serve others. This is an interesting placement, as it's always nice to see Piscean and Virgoan energy working together for a better cause. This placement creates a natural born healer. Perhaps a shaman. Either way, a sense of duty is what motivates this native. This native may suffer from codependency as there is an intense need to be needed with this placement. However, when this placement is used to its full potential, this native will use this life time to fight for their dream of world peace. 

House 7: "Did I Tell You How Great My Lover Is?"

Know anyone who is always talking about their significant other? Maybe their significant other buys them tickets to see their favorite band every month. Or perhaps their significant other is a couch potato who does the bare minimum. Either way, you've heard all about them! This native is occupied with the idea of the perfect relationship, and they might go as far as to obsess over their current Bae. This native is rarely single, and if they are, they are probably dating an alien or something far out of this world.  Lovaholics anonymous may have to make room for these natives. 

House 8: "The Enchanter/ Enchantress"

There's a show going on, but there's no need for cameras. This native has a way of gaining the attention of others without having to say a word. The key word is magnetism. This may very well be the most intense house for Neptune to occupy, not to mention that it's in another water house. However, great difficulty comes with this placement. Boundless Neptune is pinned down and strapped into Pluto's control. But this doesn't make the native any more invincible. In fact, this placement makes for a scapegoat. A target. A victim. This native will have been the victim of terrible occurrences. Due to these experiences, this native possesses an unmatched inner wisdom only made accessible to the heavens. This person has been through hell and fears no man. The sex appeal, the mystery, and the charm are all derived from the native's perseverance. 

House 9: "World Wide Lover"

Remember the cute hippy character that always managed to steal the show in every 90's sitcom? She probably had Neptune in 9th house. This native coined the term "wander lust". No matter what kind of life this native is born into, they will find their way home (heaven) through travel and adventure. This native shares qualities with first houser's and second houser's being that they can transform in order to blend in with every foreign land they step foot in and are always able to find a way to get from point A to point B no matter how broke they might be. These natives are often child like and naive, as they spend most of their time in their fantasy world (similar to 3rd houser's). However, this native must travel with caution. Foreigners may view them as an easy target and attempt to manipulate them for some kind of gain. 

House 10: "Princess Diana Complex"

This native will appear to the public as the empathic martyr that is here to save the world. This native may be found donating to various charities as well as working alongside countless non-profit organizations. However, unlike 6th houser's, this native will make sure they get recognition for their service. This native may also be very attracted to Hollywood and all it encompasses. Whatever career this native decides to pursue, they will be sure that it is pleasing in as many ways possible. This may be a person who is actually able to obtain their dream job in this lifetime. This native will most likely acquire some kind of fame or recognition throughout this lifetime, no matter what they decide to do. 

House 11: "Thanks, I owe you one!"

This native is helplessly attracted to the broken, the downtrodden, and the rejects of society. This person may frequently attract unhealthy and codependent friendships. This native may also have a tendency to make unnecessary sacrifices when in group settings (e.g. the friend who always offers to stay back when there's no room, the person who's always lending money out, the person who everyone pours their drama and bullshit on to, etc.). This native may benefit from joining organizations that are disciplined and organized (clubs, volunteer work, courses, etc.) in order to understand the fundamental principles of establishing healthy relationships with others. 

House 12: "Home Sweet Home"

Finally, we make it home as Neptune occupies its own ruler. Neptune in the 12th house is hands down one of the most powerful placements for any native to have. This native will posses the characteristics of all the other planets, with a bit of a twist. Neptune's power is hidden in 12th house, so this native is functioning primarily on a subconscious level. This person will be extremely intuitive (if not psychic) and will truly understand the meaning of life. This native is an extension of the divine, although appearing human, and they cannot be bothered with mundane and earthly matters. This person wants to heal you. They want to light the path for all of earth's beings. They will do anything except be forced into anything that is unfit and unnatural for them. This native cannot be pressured into a 9 to 5, or tricked into dead end marriages. This native is as slippery as Neptunians get, for their purpose is far larger than anyone can imagine.